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Tales from the shoebox
people say I'm funny but I'm really just profane
26 May 2009 @ 12:01 am
20 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
19 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
18 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
17 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
16 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
15 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 21:17 @violentlyserene neither wiki nor imdb indicate such #
- 21:27 dear neighbors: I can hear your phone conversation through my floor. Don't you dare make false complaints about me again. Fuckers. #
- 09:37 @wheresaddie omg so jealous! feliz cumpleaños, babe! #
- 09:42 me: omg mchammer has a twitter! g: STOP! twitter time! #
- 09:45 to be blunt, duh. next up: water is wet? RT @epunch home birth as safe as hospital for low-risk moms is.gd/svdl #
- 09:46 @violentlyserene what's made up? #
- 10:37 @gidgettm no, but I saw The Business of Being Born & A2 was born at home. #
- 11:00 @gidgettm it was an amazing experience. @epunch was my doula! #
- 12:03 @hohokam uh, what? context, plz? #
- 14:30 someone please come remove this splinter. I'm failing miserably. 3 pr tweezers, 2 nail clippers, hot H2O, 1 needle, 1 pin. Still stuck. OW. #
- 14:31 @chilerox "the alien probe removal went well" #
- 14:35 @Sarahndipitea don't have any. and it's still under skin. 4th finger rt hand, means pink out of commission too. 8-fingered typing yay. #
- 14:38 @chilerox oh sorry. misunderstood. umm...ooh! "(5α,6α)-7,8-didehydro-
4,5-epoxy-17-methylmorphinan-3,6-diol is one hell of a drug" # - 14:39 @Sarahndipitea splinter accompanied by hole in finger that weeps. is elmer's safe in this situation? #
- 14:43 @Sarahndipitea air stings already. #
- 14:44 @CarinaDanesi I'm to the point where I think I'll have to make a slice in the finger over splinter. FUCKING OW. stupid locker room bench. #
- 15:23 @hohokam sat. is better, unless we do after 8:30 on fri (that's A1's dance class night) #
- 15:33 @Sarahndipitea Forgetting Sarah Marshall has full-on peen, too. A few times. I was like WHOA! DONGLE! #
- 16:09 FINALLY got that damned splinter out. Safety pin, fingernails, & perseverance FTW. Still can't use finger to type, damnit. #
- 16:10 @epunch don't have any of those either! safety pin worked in the end, now fingertip has hole in it. #
- 16:18 avocado makes the baby dance. just sayin. #
- 16:20 @daydee will you be here on the 23rd still? #
- 16:50 @pescivendolo lol no, it's totally true. Bust out the avocado & A2 starts shaking his butt! #
- 17:18 Need to make toss-on coverup for next month's trip to Miami (airports, a/c, evenings, etc.) Bubblegum pink shrug or charcoal grey cardigan? #
- 17:19 HUZZAH! RT @epunch domestic partnership expansion bill just passed the house in WA state! <3 rights! is.gd/sEwp #
- 17:35 @Sarahndipitea either way, it'll be 3/4 sleeves. Have a bit more grey, so that would have cables somewhere. #
- 17:41 just got the hairy eyeball from the neighbors, they of the epic loud sex & false noise complaints. ugh, do I have to make brownies of peace? #
- 17:43 @cleolinda I dunno, parts of HP7 read like a bad fanfic mashup... #
- 17:45 @epunch ooh that is delightfully passive-aggressive #
- 17:47 @hohokam after 8:30 works for us, but not for @sarahndipitea. You're welcome here anyway if you want dinner w/G & A2, but A1 has dance Fri. #
- 17:50 @Sarahndipitea for serious?! I thought Fri. night was out for you! YAY! Friday my place, beer & dessert & poker, 8:30. #
- 17:50 @daydee so get tweets sent to your phone, silly! #
- 17:58 @Sarahndipitea bring cider. Peter always brings beer I don't drink. I'll make brownies. #
- 19:06 @hohokam who is innocent & what doesn't it prove? #
15 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
14 April 2009 @ 08:04 pm
- 20:39 @onesweettart hey look! a teal deer! tinyurl.com/cw7pst #
- 09:33 @millarca I went to HS with a girl who looked like DB. She dated my senior-year crush & was an overall bitch. #
- 09:53 @ahough404 Because they don't understand how the internet works? #
- 10:40 @violentlyserene secession. Secede. #
- 13:26 I still prefer @powells over amazon, and I always will, but who doesn't like free stuff? bit.ly/Ydcc1 763 free songs! #
- 14:25 @didicantdrive do you go to the U of O? #
- 14:52 oh those wacky norwegians: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7996815.stm #
- 17:29 @violentlyserene where?! And why isn't he completely naked?! Or is this one of those "he's not naked; he's wearing a cowboy hat" situations? #
- 18:41 @violentlyserene what about laws that are passed because of one very specific situation, like the Schaivo thing? #
- 18:42 @violentlyserene or laws that don't provide for any enforcement or funding - NCLB for instance #
- 19:46 RT @aplusk in addition 2 the dingdongditch if I beat cnn I will buy 1000 bed nets on april 25 world malaria day www.malarianomore.org #
14 April 2009 @ 12:02 am
13 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 10:16 @kateohkatie in my world, tuna salad is tuna+mayo, sometimes with pickles. #
- 10:47 bit.ly/IkcbS Looks like #amazonfail was neither a #glitch nor an inside thing. Supposedly. Regardless, I'm still shopping @powells. #
- 10:56 @violentlyserene yup: bryant.livejournal.com/672165.html #
- 10:57 @epunch code troll has been debunked, and quickly too. #
- 11:39 finished Jitterbug nearly-knee-highs last night. Wearing them today, before weaving in ends. #lsg #
- 11:57 @yberryfurrealz I don't think we're going out today. Walking a mile in the pouring rain w/ 2 toddlers doesn't appeal to me, not sure why ;) #
- 12:19 Need to bring A2 to a Duck's game. "Alex, say OH." "OHHH!" Repeat many times. YES! HE HAS THE CHEER DOWN! SWEET! #
- 12:54 @violentlyserene I assume calling his superiors & asking if he's alive won't get you very far? #
- 13:01 @cavaticat that is an amazing shot. One for the books, definitely. #
- 13:34 @cavaticat that, and the trailing leash & they're looking at each other. An honest, candid moment. A++ #
- 13:35 A1, riffling through Newsweek: Ah-HA! Bawock Obama! He's da PWESIDENT! #
- 14:05 @YarnHarlot I have 1 bookshelf & 3 large/2 small sterilite bins. My husband's disdain for the yarn habit keeps my stash firmly in check. #
- 14:07 @kateohkatie He also knows Joe Biden & Keith Olbermann. Indoctrination into the Liberal Agenda of Liberalism™ has begun ::evil laugh:: #
- 14:18 @saramd does he have toy phones that it could go with? Did you look in/under/behind his bed? #
- 14:32 A2 has draped my measuring tape over his shoulders like a 30" tall tailor. #
- 14:55 @hohokam It's a big deal because publishers use AmazonRank to determine what gets published next. #
- 14:56 ...if a book isn't ranked, publishers are less likely to approve a similar project, regardless of previous book's sales. #
- 14:59 @hohokam Well duh, yeah. But the publishing industry is slow to change & this won't make them do it differently overnight. #
- 15:18 @hohokam all well & good, except it wasn't a hacker bryant.livejournal.com/672165.html #
- 16:15 @cleolinda grand champions? I hate horses (always have), but that's what google gives me. #
- 16:17 @hohokam blog.seattlepi.com/amazon/archives/16632
9.asp It was not hackers. # - 16:23 @cleolinda Wow. You have given me one more reason to be glad I have boys. #
- 16:59 @dooce having been at eye level to them, I have to say: they are indeed fantastic. I apologize for fangirling all over them. #
- 17:02 Found A2, altogether too quiet in the kitchen, munching on an unpeeled avocado. The skin won't hurt him, will it? #
- 17:06 RT @mrskutcher: hubby promising to "ding dong ditch" Ted Turner's house if he reaches 1mil followers! love this guy! bit.ly/BeKEC #
- 17:28 @Sarahndipitea in the box that comes up when you ctrl+p, select "print as pdf" or "export as pdf," depending on what it gives you. #
- 17:29 falling down the twitter rabbit hole, I find Demi Moore is a fellow @dooce fan. #
- 18:25 @Sarahndipitea strange. I have mac. PDF is drop-down menu with 10+ options, including save as PDF. Didn't realize PC wasn't same. Sorry. #
- 18:26 Oh Hai, chest painz. Why for you come back? Was luving your absensss. OW. #
- 19:56 @ewokmama sharp, between-rib pains like when I had pericarditis. It's intermittent and has been happening every few days for a week or so. #
10 April 2009 @ 08:02 pm
- 20:25 @pescivendolo I thought being a dirty, stoned slacker was a prerequisite for working at Pita Pit. Seems like it in Eugene, at least. #
- 20:26 A1, still feeling gross: "NOW FEED ME EGGS. ::brrrpttt:: Excuse me, I farted." #
- 20:32 @hohokam an intro? what do you mean by that? #
- 20:32 @sweetlibertine dude, I believe in your stuff so completely, I will pimp it to the end of the earth & back. BUY SWEET LIBERTINE MAKEUP! #
- 20:49 @Sarahndipitea a perfunctory google search leads me to believe there's not a lot of centralization or standardization. #
- 20:58 @Sarahndipitea is that necessary, though? Do you want to do Teach for America or something? #
- 21:00 No, creepy too good to be true business dude, I will NOT let you follow me. Get off my twitter! I BANISH YOU! I SMITE YOU WITH MY BANHAMMER! #
- 08:49 A1 puked in sleep again. Casualties: his owl, our shirts. He's fine this morning. I'm knackered. Send uppers or a babysitter. Either is fine #
- 09:15 Oh, and of course the ickiness & subsequent nap until 6p.m. precluded attending Seder. And I'd finished his kippah, too! #
- 09:31 @eliaswake host a matzoh pancake dinner! bit.ly/yzttP contains eggs. not sure how to make vegan. #
- 09:45 @hohokam sex is my ultimate sleeping pill. I'd be down for the day, and there's too much to do. #
- 09:46 @hohokam also, in an odd juxtaposition to the last tweet, are you joining us for dinner? #
- 09:46 @epunch damnit elias, be consistent! gah. well whoever has that username now has an @ reply with a yummy recipe in it. #
- 10:02 @hohokam 6:30 sounds great. #
- 10:29 A1, making "roads" on the blanket: "I can't find the Benzie!" I think G's been letting him listen to too much radio. #
- 10:29 @chilerox vegan necessity is for @epunch; eggs are a staple in our house. #
- 10:36 @chilerox no worries, it was a bit confusing :) hope the morphine helps. #
- 10:56 @hohokam you'd better bring me booze if you expect me to tolerate basketball in my living room. #
- 11:27 @onesweettart someone is wrong on the internet? where?! #
- 11:37 @maddow is my hero. bit.ly/FGomF @anamariecox is right there with her. "who wouldn't want to teabag John McCain, really?" I died. #
- 11:37 @millarca why are there warts on those dresses? #
- 11:46 @millarca ostensibly Dalek. Look more like warts to me. #
- 14:29 It's a gorgeous sunny day. Why is this fucking black cloud over my head? Children make it impossible to drink myself into a stupor. Fuck. #
- 14:54 Could the person sitting on my chest please move? It's kind of hard to breathe with your ass on my sternum. #
- 15:17 Dear A2: this tantrum you are throwing is not helping Mommy feel better about existence. Please stop. Love, Mommy. #
- 15:19 Just knocked my elbow on the chair while A2 tried to squirm out of my arms. He needs to nap. Is resisting. FML #
- 16:12 @thewilk is your twitter having hiccups? #
- 16:33 this chocolate cake will TOTALLY make me feel better. No, really, it will. SHUT UP! IT WILL SO! #
09 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 22:07 @chilerox surveymonkey? #
- 22:11 @genaruth The only time I've had allergies was when pregnant. I have no experience w/this. Benadryl, claritin, & saline given. Dr. tomorrow. #
- 22:16 update at my friend Bean's etsy shop! tinyurl.com/6js2jd awesome hook holders, pincushions, & more! #
- 08:17 @millarca I thought moss stitch was UK for seed stitch, which is k1p1, then opposite on next row, so you get bumps instead of ribs. #
- 09:31 @chilerox por que no? #
- 09:34 applesauce pancakes/chometz because I'm naughty/one shaped like Egypt. Accidental irony FTW! #
- 10:27 A1 is a whiny asshole when he doesn't feel good. Whiny children drive me nuts. Send booze; it's 5:00 somewhere, right? #
- 10:32 OH DEAR G-D STOP IT MY BRAIN IS GOING TO MELT OUT MY EARS. I UNDERSTAND YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT, BUT STOP. FUCKING. WHINING. GAHHHHHH. #
- 10:40 word world, calliou, bob the builder. I have peace & sanity until 11:30. Hallehfuckinlooya. #
- 11:08 Just FTR: I hate being the type of mother who plops her sick kid in front of PBS. But desperate times=desperate measures. #
- 11:48 @saramd I hope the Dr. gives us something better than the claritin & benadryl that don't seem to have worked. #
- 11:48 @yberryfurrealz "keeping me sane & not screaming at him to shut his face" seems to be a wise use. Thank you. #
- 11:49 @saramd I don't consider other parents who do this to be bad parents. Just me. Because I hate TV. I give him what I hate; see my conundrum? #
- 12:07 @saramd A1 has Finding Nemo memorized because of how many times he watched it while I was pregnant with A2. I'm there with you, lol. #
- 12:07 @saramd Can he have his own little box of dirt that he can water to his heart's content? #
- 12:15 @saramd my mom has a 6'x6' gravel pit at her house and A1 will spent *hours* out there with my brother's old metal tonka trucks. #
- 13:14 Why, after 20 oz. of coffee, am I nearly falling asleep in my seat? Exhaustion by proximity to sickly kid? Send uppers. Or a nap. #
- 14:05 @hohokam :( you, too, huh? We're off to the dr. soon for advice. #
- 16:12 RT @sweetlibertineUPDATE IN 2 HOURS! sweetlibertine.com/ #makeup #beauty #etsy please ReTweet! #
- 16:45 1 apple, 2 arguments, 1 tsp benadryl, 3 tantrums & 6B coughs later, A1 is asleep in my bed. poor poppet, I think we have to skip seder :( #
- 17:10 @hohokam Do you really play that game by walking around a house while listening to an 8-bit midi version of "Smooth Criminal"? #
- 17:28 @didicantdrive LittleGreyCat RAKed me back in October! She fucking rocks. #lsg #
- 17:28 would like "Poker Face" out of my head and this twitching muscle out of my back. FML #
- 17:41 @knarlyknitter Funniest part: when my 3-year-old sings along. But his favorite is "Handlebars," "because it has ALL the instruments." #
- 18:43 RT @sweetlibertine THE UPDATE IS DONE! tinyurl.com/bzldq3 #makeup #beauty #etsy Please ReTweet! #
08 April 2009 @ 08:05 pm
- 23:32 @Sarahndipitea If I'd have known, I would have. I had to walk away during the parent dance, as it was. #
- 23:32 Seasonal allergy victims: Help me help A1! What do I do? He's only 3! #
- 08:44 @hohokam ooh ooh pick pick pick MEEEEE! #
- 09:16 Cystic Fibrosis documentary trailer: tinyurl.com/d9k9vn PLEASE ReTweet! #
- 09:18 @hohokam yay! #
- 10:28 dear insurance: Cover the fucking vasectomy like you said you would or FoaD. #
- 11:05 @epunch How do you do proper citations in a research paper without italics? #
- 11:26 @daydee I loved the skateboarding on her IV pole scene! #
- 11:52 @ahough404 twitter isn't loading half of my friends' tweets, or if it does it loads them way later than they posted. #
- 11:55 Conversation with A1 about stuff that flies. "Airplane wings don't flap they stay straight out like when I do a backfloat at my swim class." #
- 12:06 please don't throw a tantrum over which shoes you wear today. I don't wan to deal with laces right now. #
- 14:44 @wheresaddie please tell me that's someone you know. Like your BIL or husband. #
- 15:47 @neilhimself You have another hour left before sundown. Get some wine, close the bread in a cupboard, l'chaim. #
- 15:57 @daydee I found your giftmukkah present! It was in a stash basket, under the merino! #
- 18:13 A1 coughed so hard he puked. Which woke A2 from nap. Has been dosed w/Claritin & saline nose drops. Send booze, plzkthx. #
07 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 20:15 Spinning more @muzzlepuffs fiber. Gonna call it Johnny Jump Ups. Of course, that puts "Angry Johnny" in my head. Ah, Fiona Apple. Ah, 16. #
- 20:28 And now it's time for Literary Trivia with Jen. Tonight's factoid: There is no one named Finnegan in "Finnegan's Wake." #
- 20:29 @saramd Wow. I have so successfully blocked that part of my life that I mix up my angry chick singers? My bad, lol. You're right. It IS Poe. #
- 20:56 Tomorrow's coming 'round a hairpin curve in the road/she's got a run in her stocking & she's missing the heel of her shoe. PERFECTION FOR 16 #
- 23:05 @melimello On our kids' invites, we put "Your presence is your present." Because really, it is. And our place is small, lol. #
- 23:26 Dude! Two blog posts two days in a row! blog.gonzopants.com/?p=275 #
- 23:40 @daydee tell it you forgot your password & it will give you a new one. it's the only way I can prevent tons of spam :( #
- 16:22 @hohokam come over! #
- 16:22 @cleolinda only $20? lame. Maybe if it were $200. #
- 16:24 @cleolinda also: def. no if they have anything more than 1st rights. It's your work, you should have republishing rights #
- 19:14 @Sarahndipitea at least your neighbors have reason to be annoyed. Mine file false complaints. Jumping @ 1:30 am my ASS. blog.gonzopants.com #
- 19:40 RT @sweetlibertine Remember: UPDATE Thurs @ 9pm EDT new eyeshadow colors and old favs! sweetlibertine.com/ #makeup #beauty #
- 20:01 @Sarahndipitea I haven't, either. 3 friends close enough to ask, 1 eloped, the other 2 may never marry. #
06 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 21:04 @Sarahndipitea heh wiener. "Now that we're broken up, you're not going to tell everyone I have a small wiener, are you?" #
- 21:04 Fingernails are ZOMG PINK! I feel like Barbie, and I LIKE IT. #
- 21:48 @hohokam yup. That's a direct quote, from the last guy I dated before G. #
- 21:48 On 3/17, he ran down the hallway throwing Lucky Charms, screaming "I'M A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN, MOTHERFUCKERS!" I wish I were joking. #
- 22:00 2 oz. @muzzlepuffs merino in "tulip" + spinning during 3 bathtimes = ≈210 yds thick & thin single. SO PRETTY ZOMG. #
- 00:34 @aristaia That, unfortunately, was not a tale of my child. That was a tale of an ex-boyfriend. #
- 10:03 waking up to intermittent chest pains is a bit troubling. No insurance. If I die, @daydee gets the yarn & all related paraphernalia. #
- 10:13 quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen: blog.craftzine.com/puppetsneedpuppets.jp
g # - 10:36 @bydemytime I've never done that. I just dunk mine in the sink w/SOAK & hang from hanger in the window. #
- 10:51 @mamamilkers Trader Joe's has HFCS-free lollypops. Plastic eggs or organza bags full of chocolate chips? #
- 10:52 @yberryfurrealz Fun for the under-two set. Because babies in funky hats are cute, even if the hat is fug. #
- 12:35 @daydee I haven't had any pains for 1.5 hours or so. #
- 15:33 Where did everyone's userpics go? I can't see half y'alls' faces. And where'd all my DMs go? Stupid Twitter, you go squish now! #
- 15:44 @janinieweenie My DMs are back, but lots of user icons are now the default o_O twitter icon. LAMESAUCE. #
- 15:52 @daydee Yeah, now yours just says Talana. And @baconpony's face is back, but @yarnharlot's is gone. Quelle le fuque, @Twitter? #
- 15:52 AND NOW MY DMS ARE GONE AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! #
- 16:01 @saramd I don't. I see Talana. And you are just o_O now. @Twitter is being lamesauce. #
- 16:10 @daydee My following pics are gone. I didn't notice until you said something. #
- 16:14 @daydee I found an errant ersatz baby legwarmer, perfect size for PICC cover! Fits me elbow-armpit, with room to stretch. Brown & red stripe #
- 16:14 @daydee also: not as much navy blue as I thought, black in a tangled mess. Have UO colors in sock weight, if anyone's a fan :) #
- 18:52 @ahough404 wine bottle. Grease lightly with olive oil. #
05 April 2009 @ 08:06 pm
- 21:04 @hohokam I love it when you post angry #
- 08:38 @knarlyknitter I use the stuff that came with my glasses & a lint-free cloth. #
- 08:41 @hohokam I had strange dreams about you. Simultaneously dark and reassuring. Not sure what it means, or if I want to figure that out. #
- 08:47 HEY! I BLOGGED! blog.gonzopants.com/ #
- 08:51 @millarca oh no! pinched nerve? Mom gets those. Not fun, esp. when we have to go somewhere & she won't let me drive her car. #
- 08:56 @millarca Do it today! And you don't fail. I haven't blogged in nearly a month. #
- 19:42 @hohokam I just woke up from a much-needed nap. Afternoon sleep FTW! #
- 19:59 @bydemytime I prefer an odd number of buttons. I'd modify to use 7. #
04 April 2009 @ 08:02 pm
- 20:02 @hohokam I'm more interested in seeing T tomorrow than G is. Plus he doesn't feel good. Is blaming it on the salt in the egg salad. Is dumb. #
- 20:03 @pescivendolo I want a roomba so much. It could vacuum while we were out! My kids are terrified of vacuum. G says I'm just lazy. Asshole. #
- 20:04 @daydee HORACE! I knew it was an H name! #
- 20:04 @aristaia What? My kids are safely in my house. Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Jeanine? #
- 20:26 @aristaia that's down the street from my apartment! wow. #
- 20:57 This just in: Jamie Oliver is a fucking hippie. tinyurl.com/csgacj someone get that man a joint & some tie-dye. #
- 21:19 @yberryfurrealz marginally. I have strict rules for names. #1: no nouns. #
- 23:32 @pescivendolo One of A1's friends is, apparently, named after a Baldur's Gate character. As is his younger brother. Older brother is Indiana #
- 23:33 @yberryfurrealz it's different when you're dealing with other cultures/languages. In English? NO NOUNS. No Dawn, Daisy, Peace, etc. #
- 23:34 @janinieweenie I always strike a nerve with that rule. But it's to avoid things like former classmates Cherry & Sunshine. #
- 23:35 @chilerox apples. prunes. dried apricots. coffee. #
03 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 20:11 @carrielogic fundamentalist evangelical "christian." JEEBUS IS THE AAAAAAAANSWER types. #
- 10:30 @hohokam good to know we wives are seen as parasites & vultures. See if I ever make YOU dinner again :-p #
- 11:19 @hohokam you brought beer, I made spinach salad with salmon. Is your memory really that bad? Also: no bread. Can't make sandwich. Sorry. #
- 11:20 @hohokam I've read some things she's written. It's all a whole fuckton of a lot better than that piece of shit Stephanie Meyer barfed up. #
- 11:24 @faeriebell temptress! harlot! enabler! #
- 11:29 Also: MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE IN IOWA! VICTORY! HUZZAH! #
- 14:58 @annasmw she can eat sushi as long as it's from a reputable place; what do you think Japanese moms eat? No tuna or swordfish, though. #
- 15:01 @hohokam I refuse to read any more than @cleolinda's recaps. Why? ABSTINENT VAMPIRE. YOU CANNOT HAVE AN ABSTINENT VAMPIRE. #
- 15:02 @cavaticat My favorite thing to do is remind them that lots of straight folks have buttsecks, too. 40%, by some surveys. #
- 17:45 @Sarahndipitea Personable #
- 17:47 @chilerox Probably. You can send chocolate to Uruguay, as long as it's not radioactive chocolate. #
- 20:02 @hohokam I'm more interested in seeing T tomorrow than G is. Plus he doesn't feel good. Is blaming it on the salt in the egg salad. Is dumb. #
02 April 2009 @ 08:03 pm
- 09:06 @wenchlette it was either that or a tapeworm #
- 09:07 @millarca it is ALWAYS bagel o'clock. Bagels nom nom nom. #
- 10:42 Why I love my internet/#lsg friends, pt. 1. QOTD: Gaze into my cloaca colored eyes. #
- 10:58 A2 just brought me bananas. "do you want one?" "NANA-NANA!" This is his 2nd this morning. Is he a child or a monkey? #
- 10:59 @SameKnit is this when I break into "I Love Having a Mac," sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It," or is it too soon? #
- 11:00 @pescivendolo fuck that, I'd call now. Squeaky wheel & all that. #
- 13:01 @violentlyserene doctor time, baybee. I'll e-hold your e-hand, but you have to get answers for this shit. #
- 13:02 @knarlyknitter that's the right attitude! #
- 13:06 @violentlyserene here is your reminder: make an appointment :-p #
- 14:27 @hohokam awesome. Makes my job easier. One less thing I have to do. #
- 14:29 Running away sounds really really awesome right now. #
- 14:33 I'm going out to get the mail. If he's still tantrumming by the time I get back, I might not make it to the end of the day. #
- 15:54 Tip to followers: If you are fundie, pr0nb0t, or businessman, I will block your shit faster than you can blink. GO AWAY. #
- 16:16 @flashalee a few every day. Some whackjob "Obama iz teh Aunty Kryst" guy & a wannabe pr0nstar today. #
- 17:44 @cleolinda He's either wearing ill-fitting pants or he TOTALLY has a stiffy in that photo... #
- 18:43 Know a girl who likes dressup? Or a teen ready for her first foray into makeup? sweetlibertine.com/littlelibertine.htm #
- 19:27 @flashalee double crochet into the next double crochet #
- 19:27 @minjo ♥ #